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Joke of the Day

"I remember Pandora back when it was called your dad trying to find a song he liked on a road trip."

"what did the rapman say to other rapman yo tony where did you get that fresh salami?"

"What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids? *Me too*"

"It ruins the joke and confuses everyone. What happens when you mix up where to put the set-up and the punchline of a joke?"

"If a guy stares at your boobs, just stare at his d!ck ... maybe squint a little bit"

"Where do you get frogs eggs ? At the spawn shop !"

"Did you hear the one about the vegan butcher? Did you hear the one about the vegan Butcher? He only cuts the cheese."

"Have the day off when the SO comes home, ""Have you been on reddit all day!?"" Look at the clock, ""Not yet."""

"I just saw a BMW driver using his indicators correctly on the motorway. Twice. Should I report the vehicle as stolen?"

"My favourite drivers are the designated ones."