174788

Joke of the Day

"It ruins the joke and confuses everyone. What happens when you mix up where to put the set-up and the punchline of a joke?"

"Please retweet my son, it would mean a lot to him, apparently his mother's love isn't enough for him. #IfYourMomWroteYourTwitterBio"

"The baby's trying to eat the poinsettia again Well, maybe we should get rid of it The plant? But we just got it . . .Haha yeah, the plant"

"If you are going to use a boat to escape make sure its in water not in water town!"

"What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises."

"What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar."

"What happend when the bike ran over a nail? It popped a wheelie."

"Do you know what Mexicans think about Trump's wall? Who cares, they'll get over it.."

"Every time I raise my arm a little, a falcon lands on it. It was super-cool at first, but now I'm starting to get annoyed."

"What is an Italian with Alzheimer's favorite espresso drink? Affogato!"