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"Did you hear the one about the vegan butcher? Did you hear the one about the vegan Butcher? He only cuts the cheese."

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"""That's me in a nutshell."" A peanut's photo album."
"Autocorrect is like the kid in class who got ONE right and now he won't stop raising his hand."
"My ex-girlfriend was an opera singer. With her it was always ""me me me"""
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? You call him a pilot you fucking racist."
"A Jewish kid asks his dad for 50 bucks. His dad says, ""40 dollars? What do you want 30 dollars for?"""
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