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Joke of the Day

"Lady came to front door & asked if I'd donate to new pool they're building for kids. I told her to hang on & came back with a glass of water"

"Hey geese crossing the road, u can fly."

"What to Bill Cosby and Peter Pan have in common? Rufi-ooooooo!"

"What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"

"I quit drinking and my beer belly is now a pot belly."

"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard. Edit 1: Why was my title and username changed?"

"I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."

"I really hope I don't wake up tomorrow morning. I don't want to die, sometime in the afternoon would be nice, or even the next day"

"What do you call a woman who has a lot of sex? Her name."

"mom: why is there a Hispanic man climbing our balcony me: he is my romeo & I am his Juliet mom: (._. ) me: I'm just kidding call the cops"