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Joke of the Day

"Have the day off when the SO comes home, ""Have you been on reddit all day!?"" Look at the clock, ""Not yet."""

"Now I really am just like Christine O'Donnell (not a Senator)"

"What do you call a mentally retarded chef? A slow cooker"

"What do Godot and my wife have in common? Both are French."

"Girl you remind me of this steak I have no steak"

"whats another name for a cemetary? a chinese resturant"

"The men who sarcastically ask women if they're on their period are completely ruining it for the rest of us who are genuinely curious."

"Why did the pig run away from the pig sty? He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted."

"What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves."

"""Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus"" is on, followed by ""Mega Shark vs Crocasaurus"". Nice job, SyFy. Way to GIVE AWAY THAT GIANT OCTOPUS LOSES."