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Joke of the Day

"I just saw a BMW driver using his indicators correctly on the motorway. Twice. Should I report the vehicle as stolen?"

"How does a farmer count his cows?? with a Cowculator!!"

"THE GREATEST JOKE OF ALL TIME YOU..."

"A man's wife and his lawyer are drowning, and he must make a choice; so, he chooses to go to the movies. The end. just heard this on *Mad Men* btw"

"When does it Rain Money? When there's a change in the weather."

"When is the best time to make jokes? When you are ill, because they are sick"

"Just thought of a nazi knock knock joke (probably said before) Knock knock Whos there? Nazis Nazis who? No wonder we killed millions of you."

"Please stop sending me sexy photos of yourselves, ladies. You're distracting me while I try to read this book on reverse psychology."

"Why was Hitler a pussy? Because he had nein lives!"

"I invented a Poem: ""I dig, you dig, he digs, she digs, it digs. We dig, they dig, you dig. It's not very good - but quite deep."