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Joke of the Day
"What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids? *Me too*"
Next Joke
"What did the gay deer say after leaving the bar? I can't believe I blew 50 bucks back there!"
"What did one deer say to the other after leaving a gay bar? Dude, I can't believe I just blew a hundred bucks."
"How does a coffee maker know it might be pregnant? It's period is a little LATTE."
"which 2 insects are the most foolish? ant-ticks"
"Why are there fences around cemeteries? people are dying to get in."
"""i before me, excepts after we.."" - gollum in elementary school"
"While having an all-out war with underwater warships, I accidentally hit one of my teammates. Oops wrong sub."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? 'ell if I know"
"They said, ""Dress for the job you want."" Apparently pornstar wasn't a valid option."