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Joke of the Day
"Where do you get frogs eggs ? At the spawn shop !"
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"This bank pen tastes like it's been in a lot of other people's mouths"
"Wanna hear an Ebola joke? You probably won't get it."
"[first day as Tour Guide in History Museum] ""And if you look over here you'll see a lot more really old shit."""
"What do you call a bad joke about prostitutes? Whorrible."
"Whispered ""I love you"" to my 2 yo. He whispered ""I know"" back. And w/that, he put his hand down the front of his diaper, and became a pimp."
"My suspicious mole cancelled my appointment with a dermatologist."
"A person automatically becomes ten times more attractive when you find out they like you!!!"
"Authorities in Beijing have advised that the Earthquake felt by millions last night was nothing to worry about. It was just the start of China's two-child policy."
"Why cant the bike stand on its own? Because its two tired."