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Joke of the Day
"Trying to open a Capri Sun is the longest relationship I've had in 2015."
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"I like people getting mad at airlines for snow-relayed delays/cancellations. You think companies that incompetent can control the weather?"
"It all makes sense now!! Gay marriage and Pot legalized on the same day... Leviticus 20:13 ""If a man lays with another man he should be stoned."" We've just been misinterpreting it all these years!!"
"If April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring? Hundreds of years of disease and genocide."
"My favourite part about amazingly hot, energetic, passionate sex. Is being able to rewind the tape & watch it again."
"Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost? It had a nervous breakdown."
"Do not squander your short time on earth acquiring worldly possessions. Instead, try to get laid a lot."
"There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator Only a fraction of you will find this funny"
"Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot? A. The thought had never entered his head before."
"A woman was battered over breakfast ...it was waffle :("