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Joke of the Day

"If April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring? Hundreds of years of disease and genocide."

"I remember the difference between vertical and horizontal because vertical gives you vertigo and horizontal because whores get laid."

"What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons? jose and josB (Hose A & Hose B)"

"What makes food go bad? [bacteria](/spoiler)"

"Who decided that we should sit together in groups while we chew food?"

"Happy Fathers Day to all you mother fuckers!"

"What do you call a puppy with a camera? A furtographer"

"My son also calls crystal meth, ""Cwistal Math""! A-dorable! ;)"

"I bet Pocahontas' name was actually Hontas but everybody just knew her by her high school nickname."

"What is the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew? Black Jews have to sit at the back of the gas chamber."