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Joke of the Day

"It all makes sense now!! Gay marriage and Pot legalized on the same day... Leviticus 20:13 ""If a man lays with another man he should be stoned."" We've just been misinterpreting it all these years!!"

"A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy walk into a bar Bartender looks up and says ""get the fuck out of here"""

"""I can try"" is a great response to invitations because you're not even committing to trying."

"What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary after sex? I'll be home in 20 minutes."

"""WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY 40 POUNDS OF SPINACH?"" Me: I cooked it for you. It's over there, on that teaspoon."

"Every time a woman takes off something she looks better, but every time a man takes off something he looks worse."

"good dancer:D :D hahah Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"Why do milking stools only have three legs? 'Cause the cow has the udder"

"""honey, I can't wait to do missionary later!"" *Gets excited* *Wife leaves for third world country-helps many*"

"Pete Rose is really bummed that Major League Baseball didn't reinstate him... he was gettin' some great odds bettin' they would"