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Joke of the Day

"Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot? A. The thought had never entered his head before."

"what do you call a rhinoceros mixed with george washington? hell if i know."

"I'm tired of people ripping on calculus all the time. It derives me crazy."

"*goes to fabric store* Do you guys have boyfriend material?"

"Stranger: nice to meet you Me: give it time"

"A white couple gets a black child Angry husband asks-you white,me white.why is baby black? Wife-you hot,me hot.baby burnt!"

"What's an Atheist's favorite joke book? The bible. Please don't kill me for this."

"Why doesn't Smokey the bear have any kids? Every time his wife gets hot, he smacks her with a shovel."

"How do you know if someone has been to Florida? They'll tell you."

"Bill Clinton was seeing his counselor... And his counselor asked how Hillary's head was doing with all this e-mail controversy. Bill replied, ""Still not as good as Monica's."""