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Joke of the Day

"Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot? A. The thought had never entered his head before."

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They don't change it. They just beat the room for being black."

"How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/jokes? Only one. **/r/Jokes** is **widely known** to be a **breeding ground** for new, **original jokes**."

"Everything I know about sex I learned from Tetris: rotate it and hope it fits in another slot"

"The upstairs neighbors were making a lot of noise one night and my wife says she's going to go get the broom. To which I reply ""Are you going to fly up there and complain?"""

"Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team? Because everyone who is good at running, jumping, and swimming have already made it into the U.S."

"Why would you never want to go to a gay BBQ? Because the hotdogs taste like shit."

"Mirror mirror on the wall, what is the fairest element of them all? Iron"

"? Hey there Delilah, for your word spell Mississippi ""May I have the definition?"" The state siblings can get frisky ? and cousins toooo ?"

"Wanna know something about whiteboards? They're remarkable."