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Joke of the Day

"My favourite part about amazingly hot, energetic, passionate sex. Is being able to rewind the tape & watch it again."

"""A wine please"" ""Sir, this is McDonalds..."" ""Okay, a McWine please"""

"How to stop Facebook Live and Marketplace notifications: 1) Open Facebook app 2) Go to Settings 3) Throw your phone into a river"

"Did you ever hear about the Mexican born with two wieners. He named them Jose and hose b"

"I bought a locket today and put my own picture in it. Guess now I really am.... A reposter"

"Women go crazy only once a month for 30 days."

"Why was the paleontologist angry? Because he had a bone to pick."

"My sons kidnappers: if u ever want to see your son alive, press 1. Para Espanol marque dos Me: ugh i just want to speak to a real person"

"Racism Q: How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle? A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!"

"Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships? Because they'd miss each other."