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Joke of the Day
"Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost? It had a nervous breakdown."
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"The most popular car brands are German, Japanese, and Italian. It's like losing WW2 is a prerequisite for making good autos."
"Where do astronauts leave their spaceships ? At parking meteors !"
"Police are looking for a man who refuses to update his PDF reader. He is described as 32, single and has no fixed adobe."
"What did the policeman say to his belly button? You're under a vest"
"Jose was embarassed of his weight. No weigh Jose"
"If I had a dollar every time someone called my mother a whore... I'd be the richest client she ever had"
"What's Gandalf's favorite band? A Flock of Smeagols"
"The cleaning people unplugged my radio and lost my settings, so I'm shooting fingernail clippings all over my office floor to punish them."
"What's the difference between a lawyer and God? God doesn't think he's a lawyer."