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Joke of the Day

"A woman was battered over breakfast ...it was waffle :("

"A crane fell in NYC today today a friend told me. I asked if it was Niles or Frasier"

"Purchasing a rain barrel often leads to buying more water collecting devices I guess you could say a rain barrel is a gateway jug. (Modified from a story heard on NPR) : )"

"So Hillary Clinton recently said half of Tump's supporters are a ""Basket of deplorables"". Next Trump will respond saying: ""Half of Hillary's supporters are deportables"""

"What are your go to jokes? I was at an event the other day and someone asked ""So... anyone know any jokes?"" What's everyone's ""go to"" joke in social situations?"

"We had to put my horse down. After he escaped from the barn, the veterinarian said he was too unstable."

"What do you call fat people eating McDonalds? Cannibalism"

"The Great Wall of China is one of the 7 wonders of the world just because it's a Chinese product that's lasted more than a month."

"What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper? Bidet, mate."

"WHY IS ASS RED BECASUE MY DAD WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR AND FUCKED MY ASS TILL IT WAS RED YOU FUCKING RETARDS"