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Joke of the Day
"My sex life is like Star Wars Its either Hans Solo or I have to use the force..."
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"My friend asked me ""if you could have any super power in the world, what would it be?"" I said Cold War Russia."
"Do you think bin men get training... ... Or do they just pick it up as they go along?"
"My dad made this joke after finding out he needed surgery for potential rectal cancer. Well at least no one can call me a complete asshole anymore!"
"Who is the roundest knight at King Arthur's table? Sir Cumference."
"After I cook the vegetables, what do I do with the wheelchairs?"
"What is the proper expression of gratitude when someone calls you a good listener? ""Huh?"""
"Best part of Donald Trump giving you a hand job. His little hands make your dick look bigger."
"Why do the French eat snails? Because they don't like fast food."
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"