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Joke of the Day
"Who is the roundest knight at King Arthur's table? Sir Cumference."
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"I needed a password eight characters long... ... so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs."
"Why didn't the sun go to college? He already had 28 billion degrees."
"Just came up with this one Q:Why do black people despise environmental studies? A:Cause they always get hung up on trees."
"Why can't a policeman win a game of pool? Because he always shoots the black one first."
"I am one ""Mom!"" away from making the 6 o'clock news."
"With the 1st overall pick in the Whose Line is it Anyway fantasy tennis draft Is Wayne Brady gonna have to Djokovic?"
"Fear and ignorance would gay-marry each other if they weren't both opposed to it."
"Sweet Potato Philosophy ""I think therefore I yam."""
"What do you call a spontaneous man named Lee? spontaneously"