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Joke of the Day

"My friend asked me ""if you could have any super power in the world, what would it be?"" I said Cold War Russia."

"Let's shoot some hoops. I hate those fucking things. Maybe we can play basketball afterwards."

"What do you tell someone annoying you need a moment? One sec, cunt."

"What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe? Fur traders."

"If a Hammerhead Shark met a Nail Tail Whale.. Would they..Hit it off?"

"What's worse than lobsters on your piano? Crabs on your organ"

"The Ancient Mayans have predicted the world will end on December 21, 2012. They also worshipped a Corn God named Ah Mun."

"Nuts on a wall What do you call nuts on a wall? Wall nuts What do you call nuts on your chest? Chest nuts What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth"

"A man was at his dentist when the dentist said ""This is going to hurt a little"" Man: ""That's ok"" Dentist: ""I've been fucking your bitch since last summer"""