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Joke of the Day
"After I cook the vegetables, what do I do with the wheelchairs?"
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"When your coworker tells you they are getting a divorce a high five is not the right answer. Or so I've been told. Twice now."
"grampa: i was sent to war when ur mother was a baby. i didnt kno if i'd see her again me: noo my uber stopped on the other side of the road"
"What did the little boy say upon putting the finishing piece on his Snow man ""For the watch"""
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"Guys, if you want to make a girl moan, tremble, and scream: be a spider."
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"What did one piano say to another? CBA"
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"In my spare time I like to read, write, and fall in love with unavailable people."