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Joke of the Day
"forgive me Father for I have sinned, this is my fourth slice of pizza"
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"""Dad can you write in the dark?"" ""I think so. What is it you want me to write?"" ""Your name on this report card."""
"What do you call the gay A team? The Heyyy Team"
"David Attenborough voice ""Amazing. See how the youngest of the species always needs something when the mother is in the bathroom."""
"TIFU by ordering the wrong sandwich Whoops....wrong sub."
"I've worked at my job for 7 years & my boss still hasn't noticed that I only give Magic 8-Ball responses to all of his questions."
"I can accomplish great things if I apply myself... At least that's what a high school guidance counselor with a shit job and a bottle of whiskey in his desk told me once."
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't confuse them with feminists."
"Can't trust anyone that refuses to admitnThey are wrong. nnSidenote: I do have a place to hide their bodies."
"Why can't mexicans play uno? They steal all the green cards."