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Joke of the Day

"David Attenborough voice ""Amazing. See how the youngest of the species always needs something when the mother is in the bathroom."""

"Reddit is so dark right now..... That it went to night school and got counted absent."

"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, Teach a man to phish and he'll empty an old woman's savings account."

"I had the best ice cube It's like it could melt in my mouth"

"Is it any wonder men have been obsessed with sex since biblical times? After all, Adam was ribbed for his own pleasure"

"Two law students walk into a bar, one says to the other... Gee, I hope we pass"

"You should never lie through your teeth. Open your mouth and speak properly."

"*wakes up drenched in sweat* WAS BINGO THE FARMER OR THE DOG?"

"My mom told me to go to my happy place so I pulled out my phone and went to Reddit."

"Coworker: You smell good. What is that? Armani? Me: Thanks! It's Febreze. I just took a dump."