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Joke of the Day

"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't confuse them with feminists."

"Worst Excuses For Being Late 5) Too many dragons 4) Out of dragons 3) I'm not late, Steve is 2) Time is fake 1) Made a list of excuses"

"Whats a really famous corn? Pop corn. Get it? like e.g, pop stars"

"Want to talk about rape? No? That's the spirit."

"DON'T YOU LIKE ME! I WANNA MARRY YOU! WHY AM I IN THE TRUNK! -and other things I hear from guys on first dates"

"I'm agender and that gender is male"

"What do moths study at school? Mothmatics"

"I have a Love/hate relationship with slashes..."

"My Muslim wife left me the other day.... I guess she didn't know what Jihad."

"My uncle performed circumcisions... He kept all the foreskin and had a tailor make it into a wallet. Rub it for 5 minutes and you get a briefcase."