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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by ordering the wrong sandwich Whoops....wrong sub."
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"Dad joke- Car sick. I was riding in the car with my cousin and uncle. My cousin says ""I think i'm getting car sick"". Her dad says, ""Well if you get out of the car then you'll just be sick""."
"Well, the definition of humour is not much humorous! The Incongruity Theory claims that humour is created out of a violation of an expectation."
"I don't understand why I cant lose weight. I thought dieting was a piece of cake."
"If i had to guess, i would guess that the number one search word on Bing is Google."
"Better living through chemistry Table of Elements: C = carbon Ho = holmium Co =cobalt La = lanthanum Te = tellurium CHoCoLaTe - Better living through chemistry!"
"Sit next to stranger on park bench, hand over envelope with random person's picture, whisper ""It has to look like an accident"", walk away."
"I had my first UFO experience this morning I walked into the kitchen and said to the missus ""Morning fat ass"". Next thing there were flying saucers coming at me from everywhere!"
"It'd be fun to release a gorilla in a gorilla suit at the mall and see the look on security's face when they pull off that first mask."
"He said: ""Tell me Baby...am I your first?"" She said: ""What? Like...today?"""