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Joke of the Day
"Why can't mexicans play uno? They steal all the green cards."
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"What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke? Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal"
"Coldplay is like depression you can hear."
"4 bullfighters in quicksand What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand? Quattro cinco"
"Doritos has a new snack called ""Taco Explosion"" so I'm suing Frito Lay for stealing my term for what occurs an hour after eating Taco Bell."
"So I bought a nihilistic pencil It's pointless."
"What do you call a virgin on a water bed? A cherry float."
"What's the difference between snow tires and slaves? Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness"
"What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach? Hiding the erection."
"I can't have a boyfriend because my clean laundry goes on the other side of my bed."