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Joke of the Day

"""Dad can you write in the dark?"" ""I think so. What is it you want me to write?"" ""Your name on this report card."""

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Licalotapus."

"CW:where are you going? Me:trying to prevent an awkward conversation between two people CW:who? Me:me and you"

"Why are white girls so odd? Because they don't *even*."

"LISTEN,,, Every pizza can be a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself."

"Jehovah's Witnesses were the original pop-up ads."

"I was in an English exam and they asked ""Write the past tense of Think'"" I thought and thought about this for ages. Eventually, I went for Thunk'"

"Did you hear about the scarecrow that got promoted? He was outstanding in his field..."

"Some of my friends have been making very hurtful remarks about my choosing to wear mittens rather than gloves... ...but I don't like to point fingers..."

"How does a person from New Zealand find a sheep in tall grass? Very satisfying."