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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the gay A team? The Heyyy Team"
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"Some days the problem is I care too much... Today was not one of those days..."
"What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him? Gotham"
"Coining a new term. I hereby decree that from henceforth all comparisons made between two things for comedy shall be known as... ***a yuxtoposition.***"
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"What is green, and then red? Frogs in a blender."
"Is ""humpty dumpty"" another way of saying ""fuck and forget""?"