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Joke of the Day

"Can't trust anyone that refuses to admitnThey are wrong. nnSidenote: I do have a place to hide their bodies."

"Him: Let's get you out of that dress. Me: Be careful Him: Why? Me: If you tug at my Spanx hard enough, I'll pop open like a can of biscuits."

"What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're a teen."

"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew....... boy scouts return from camp"

"If you make that Civic muffler loud enough, you can drown out your dad's voice calling you a worthless piece of crap. Almost."

"I bet Edward Scissorhands is very much afraid of Edward Rockhands."

"A black man, a muslim and a gypsy were in a car. Who was driving? A police officer."

"At the state fair I realized none of my troubles matter when you dip them in batter"

"Today I saw a sign that said ""watch for children"" Sounds like a fair trade"

"How do you drown a hipster? In the main stream"