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Joke of the Day

"What did the judge say to the repeat sex offender at his arraignment? [Damn, Daniel - back at it again with the white van.](http://therealcape.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/white-van-png.jpg)"

"Why don't they let whales into strip clubs? They tend to humpback."

"[interview for fireman] ""So why do you think you're a good fireman?"" I lit the building on fire ""What?"" Now watch as I try to put it out"

"What do clouds wear under their pants? Thunderwear!"

"My son managed to lock the car with my keys still in the ignition. He suggest a coat hanger. I said we're a few years too late for that."

"What's the one phrase gays will be reluctant to say now? ""Shoot it in my mouth"""

"Michael Phelps won his 21st olympic gold medal. You could say he's swimming in them!"

"Which dog looks like a cat? A police dog in disguise."

"My homework brings all the Asians to the yard, And they're like ""It wasn't that hard."""

"mad gf How do you know when your girlfriend is mad at you? She leaves the string in the Bloody Mary"