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Joke of the Day

"2 halloweens ago I was brutally owned by a small child when I answered my door in normal clothes and she said ""nice lumberjack costume."""

"I don't have bumper stickers because I don't believe in anything strongly enough to potentially get my car keyed."

"How do you steal a coat? You jacket"

"What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water? Utter udder shudder."

"I am friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y."

"Original Content. That is all."

"Why will you never go hungry in a desert? Because of all the sand which is there."

"How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist? Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'"

"How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They don't believe in a higher power."

"So I was talking to my 13 year old friend online.... And out of nowhere she told me she was an FBI agent. How cool is that?!"