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Joke of the Day

"What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets? The kind that's always shooting his mouth off."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was arrested for manslaughter."

"I thought more people would laugh at my candy joke... But all I heard was a few snickers."

"[job interview] ""You wrote here your biggest weakness is not knowing what irony means."" ""Ironic isn't it? Is it? I don't know."""

"Health care in this country is a disgrace. My doctor said run 3 miles a day for a month. I'm now completely lost & 90 miles away from home."

"What do you call a Mexican Super Saiyan? Fajita"

"People are freaking out because the Orlando shooter was investigated by the FBI and was able to buy a rifle. But you can also run for president."

"I really don't know how to put this but I think I am allergic either to peanut butter or dog saliva."

"What would be the best color to make a joke about? I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?"

"A movie ticket for a baby should cost at least $50."