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Joke of the Day
"Why was the ghost sad on Halloween? He ain't have no boo"
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"If Kung Fu Panda taught me anything, it's that obese people can be accepted...so long as they know kung fu."
"Did I ever tell you about the time I went to the doctor to get my blood type when I was super depressed? He said B Positive"
"I once met a girl with 12 nipples. Sounds funny, dozen tit?"
"What do you call an African-American baby that has tragically died and now has it's wings ? A bat."
"If you accidentally drop a roll of toilet paper while sitting down, it will roll approximately 65 feet away from you. Science."
"Immigrants Illegal immigration is not a new problem. Native Americans used to call it ""White People"""
"At this point, History Channel, you might as well just take that final step and change your name to Speculation Television."
"Fred: You've got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No it's roamin' all over your face."
"Please spare me the agony of listening to your relationship problems if you always end up with the same idiot."