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Joke of the Day
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"What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face? A femijizm"
"Came up with this when I was 8, have mercy. What do you call a crazy person on the moon? A lunartic."
"The funniest part of being put under with nitrous at the dentist is getting home to find your underwear on backwards."
"I challenge someone to say something including the word ""Trump"" or ""Hilary"" without sounding biased in any way. Hang on... Did I just..."
"Manager: I'll give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a year's time? Young player: OK I'll come back in a year's time!"
"*unzips jeep window* boy i sure am glad i bought this dumb horseshit *zips jeep window back up*"
"Me? Yes, of course I have feelings! Last Sunday, for example, I dropped a piece of bacon on the floor. I just stared and cried for 18 mins"
"I like when I wear my glasses because then I have four-eyes I can roll at your ridiculousness!"
"Just googled ""sensible cars"" if anyone wants to share an applesauce cup with me at the retirement home."