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Joke of the Day
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"Q: Why are elephants big, wrinkled, grey, and hairy? A: Because if they were small, smooth, white, and hairless, they'd be aspirin tablets!"
"What do you call a Muslim Elvis Impersonator? Alam Shookup."
"I eat the pussy like mac n cheese I'm lactose intolerant"
"Why are some girls so odd? Because they can't even."
"Why did Adelle cross the road? To say hello from the other side."
"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wiped his ass."
"Why did the M&M 's go to college? Because they wanted to be smarties."
"What does the horny toad say? Rubbit"
"Worst profession for take your kid to work day: Suicide Bomber"