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Joke of the Day
"Remember that time I got drunk... Yeah me neither."
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"Friday Fun Fact: There's more time spent installing Adobe updates than the actual use of Adobe."
"Q: What does a cat say when he likes something? A: It's purrrfect."
"Why are fish so thin? Because they eat fish!"
"What if Bane's mask was really just a cool, elaborate electronic cigarette?"
"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Whatever."
"You call me a whore? All I have to say is that my legs are as open as Walmart at midnight"
"My wife is like a delicious strawberry popsicle. Cold on the inside and 90% artificial."
"NSFW What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors? An erection."
"""You want to see a pig with three eyes?"" A piiig"