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Joke of the Day

"My wife is like a delicious strawberry popsicle. Cold on the inside and 90% artificial."

"Since it's impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I've decided to have an ongoing crisis."

"Why did the spy cross a road? Because he never was on your side."

"What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds? ""May I take your order?"""

"Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game? Because Japan isn't good at basketball."

"I was wondering why I had pentagrams on my palms. Then I remembered: I've been using hand satanizer."

"Today I was told that I sing like an amputee. Apparently I can't hold a note or carry a tune."

"Fellaz: Commenting on and liking every other half-naked girl's Facebook picture makes you look damn thirsty! Have some dignity or buy some."

"The Dallas gunman was a bit late. I know he wanted red whites in blue, but the 4th of July was like a week and a half ago."

"Uhhh, sorry Mozart, but a Wolf gang is called a pack. Smh"