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Joke of the Day
"My wife is like a delicious strawberry popsicle. Cold on the inside and 90% artificial."
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"What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out? ""Time to try the udder one."""
"If you laid everyone along Earth's equator... About half of them would be pregnant."
"What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in the fog?... At least when your eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you!"
"Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads? Brazil"
"My boss caught me sleeping on the job and told me to clean out my desk as if he didn't just see how lazy I am."
"Heard about the gay author? His new book will be coming out soon."
"Pilot makes a sudden sharp turn, comes on speaker ""Just kidding!! Attendants will be by with new underwear. Have a nice flight everybody."""
"I want to have kids before my parents are too old to be able to take care of them."
"Did you hear that Napoleon broke the Sphinx's nose with a singe shot? It was a one-hit wonder. I'll show myself out."