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Joke of the Day
"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Whatever."
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"Listening to Katy Perry is like fucking a fat person... It is fun, it is easy, but you don't want others to know you do it."
"What's the best thing about fucking a 10 year old girl? Flipping her over and pretending she's a 10 year old boy."
"What does a vegetable get in bowling? A-spare-I-guess"
"I wonder how long it took Lincoln to decide that just saying ""87 years"" wasn't nearly hip enough."
"Men are like cement. After getting laid they take a long time to get hard."
"This Heat is Like a Middle Eastern Dictator... This Heat is Like a Middle Eastern Dictator. It's oppressive, you can't get away from it, and I'm pretty sure we can blame the U.S. for it."
"How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport? He got snowden."
"Why does Santa come only once a year? (Its not the chimney one) Because it's all his sack can handle"
"A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink."