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Joke of the Day
"Q: What does a cat say when he likes something? A: It's purrrfect."
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"There are 3 kinds of people in the world those who can count and those who can't."
"What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot? Mitosis"
"Hey, remember when Dick Cheney told Sen. Leahy to go fuck himself? Yea, just wanted to refresh your mind."
"[guy in dark alley] Psst. Hey, lady... *opens trench coat* CHECK OUT- *dozens of bibles fall out* -our Lord and savior Jesus Christ"
"Just saw the first duckface of Spring."
"Failed my Politics exam. ""Describe the role that India plays in the modern world"". Apparently ""Tech Support"" is not the correct answer."
"You put the punch line in the title How do you ruin a good joke on Reddit?"
"What's the most useful material? Scratch. You can make anything from scratch."
"How to annoy your children: Me: Don't come in here without knocking Child: Ok *leaves* *knocks* M: Who is it? C: It's me! M: Go away"