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Joke of the Day

"Why are fish so thin? Because they eat fish!"

"Chief Running Water had two sons. What were their names? Hot and Cold."

"What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie? Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)"

"Unless it's that scary chick from The Ring, I really don't care who is in the restroom with me."

"Rather? What is the best yes/no question(a.k.a. scrubles)? Similar to rater or not..."

"If Rihanna was a bear name one of her songs. Bees Better Have My Honey"

"What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him? 'ey, get off me homes!"

"I've made friends on Twitter I never would've met in real life, and I wouldn't trade them for anything less than $200."

"The Kennedys Everyone says Teddy Kennedy was the big alcoholic of the family. But when you think about it, it was John who was taking shots in the middle of his own parade!"

"Kim Kardashian settles lawsuit with Old Navy over stealing her likeness; also settles with The Gap over stealing her nickname."