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Joke of the Day
"Why are fish so thin? Because they eat fish!"
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"Chemistry Student I'm a science teacher and once I asked one of my lazy students if he knew the chemical symbol for sodium. He replied, 'Na, I don't'. Lucky sod, he's only ever right periodically."
"What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts? He drops it like it's hot."
"Ferguson Protestors looted a Payless Shoe store last night... Cleaned the place out, nothing left but work boots..."
"What goes ooooooo? A cow with no lips. ;) ;) ;)"
"A Guy In A Wheel Chair said... A guy in a wheel chair said "" you know what I can't stand"""
"""We do not negotiate with Pterodactyls.""- President Barack Obamasaurus"
"Where do ants keep their armies? in their sleevies"
"JESUS: [walks on water] JUDAS: Actually, the body is 60% water so it's only 40% miracle JESUS: You're killing me, Judas JUDAS: Actually.."
"What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice? Neck-romance-y."