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Joke of the Day
"What insect do you use to capture a slutty woman? A hornet!"
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"Relationship status: the doorbell rings, my heart is pounding, it's the pizza delivery guy. Three-cheese, double toppings, thick crust."
"What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery? She soldered on."
"Need an ark? I Noah guy"
"you may think the reason there is a pickaxe in the ice sculpture of a swan is 'i was trying to break the ice' but it is actually 'i hate it'"
"Admit it, you smiled. What do frogs do when they are depressed? They Kermit suicide."
"Your options when you want to backup your data... If you want to backup your data, you've got only 2 options. NAS or NSA."
"I overheard my girlfriend on the phone to her bff saying she wants to get engaged on Valentine's Day. I hope she finds someone nice."
"A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us to eat people why did he make them out of meat?"
"No matter how kind you are... ...German children will always be kinder. Edit: Since you guys seem to like German jokes so much."