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Joke of the Day
"What insect do you use to capture a slutty woman? A hornet!"
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"What did the janitor get for his birthday? A urinal cake."
"My wife asked me what her favorite type of flower was. Apparently ""All-Purpose"" wasn't the correct answer."
"My Clothes Dryer sounds like Zoidberg. wub wub wub wub wub wub...."
"Look out, ladies! Chris Brown is officially single! (Seriously. Look out. The guy's like a violent criminal)."
"Put the punchline in the title. How to ruin a joke"
"5-year-old daughter: Barbie is mad at Ken. *pushes their faces together* Me: Did they kiss and make up? 5: No. She headbutted him."
"How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? His hand caught fire."
"TIL It's not possible to yawn while wearing earphones"