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Joke of the Day

"What if Bane's mask was really just a cool, elaborate electronic cigarette?"

"Joseph and Mary are having a romp in the hay. Mary says, ""what if I get pregnant, what will I tell them?"" Joseph replies, ""you will think of something."""

"What's worse than two babies in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters."

"A white man was arrested after shooting a black man on the street. He was charged with impersonating a police officer."

"How do you make a Whiskey Sour? Crush it's hopes and dreams."

"I was never a big believer in feng shui, UNTIL I took the urinal off my livingroom wall. It's like freaking magic!"

"I've lost most of my hearing, but it's okay because it turns out the only thing people say to me is ""nothing, never mind."""

"*A conversation between two Wannabe Terrorists * T1: Oi mate, check out this bomb. I got it for a very cheap price!! T2: It's a fake man. T1: Fake? C4 yourself man. *explosion*"

"What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue? I knew you'd get stuck."

"Pedophiles 2 in 3 people live next to a pedohpile. I don't. I live next to 2 smoking hot 8-year olds."