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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an old Mexican woman? A bean bag."
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"I gave my family moving pictures for Christmas today. They were great gifs"
"If my dog barks at you we can't be friends, also, I hate you too."
"If you start smacking people with your wife's purse she won't ask you to hold it for her anymore"
"What did one testicle say to the other? ""Hey I hear your neighbor's a real dick"""
"Did you hear about the baby born with no eyelids? They used his circumcised foreskin to surgically replace his eyelids. The surgery was a success although he is a little Cock-eyed"
"I don't get why lesbians are called dykes. People keep explaining to me, but the idea just doesn't hold water."
"My friend told me to stop pretending to be a flamingo. I had to put my foot down."
"Drill Sgt didn't like me giving unlicensed chiropractic adjustments to the platoon when he told me... Get your hands off my privates!"
"What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom? No sound at all, the D is silent"