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Joke of the Day
"I gave my family moving pictures for Christmas today. They were great gifs"
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"I worry a $15 min wage will hurt the long-term viability of my small business where I sell expired milk to people I went to high school with"
"isis was planning to use biological warfare against David Cameron... but they got anthrax mixed up with tampax and poisoned the wrong cunt"
"""How do you speak with an American accent?"" ""Well, imagine vowels killed your parents, and you're out for revenge."""
"Why are black people so good at basketball? Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot"
"me: *lights cig* do u smoke? girl: no, cigarettes killed my father me: oh, cancer..? her: no, an army of them, gunned him down me: wait what"
"what did little billy get when he stumbled upon r/twoxchromosome? Cancer."
"What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison? Congee-gal visit"
"Why are Prank Videos AIDS? Because they are people gone sexual, happen in the hood and is sex gone wrong."
"A man walks into a psychiatrists office wearing plastic wrap underwear. Psychiatrist says ""Well, i can clearly see your nuts."""