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Joke of the Day
"What did one testicle say to the other? ""Hey I hear your neighbor's a real dick"""
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"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Cause it wasn't born yesterday."
"Keith Ape makes his mother a sandwich. She takes a bite and cries with joy. ""This is amazing! What kind of sandwich is this?"" She asks. ""It cheese ma."""
"Who makes the best milkshakes ever? Michael J. Fox."
"Kylo: I need an N to finish my favorite Vader quote. Han: This is SpaghettiOs, not Alphabet Soup. Kylo: Great. Now Vader says, ""OOOOOOOO!"""
"Facebook is in a relationship with the stock market and it's complicated."
"Did you hear about the pig who tried to start a hot-air balloon business? He couldn't get it off the ground. ."
"A dog walks into a bar ""I'll have one ... beer."" Bartender replies ""Why the pause?"" Dog says ""Because I was born with them, asshole."""
"Have you seen www.dustbin.com? Yes but it's a load of rubbish."
"Grrr why is it so hard to get a qsn stick in the right way! Dammit I mean a usb stick."