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Joke of the Day
"If my dog barks at you we can't be friends, also, I hate you too."
Next Joke
"What do you get when you sit on a potato? A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)"
"A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed. ""Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. ""Yes"" replied the murderer. ""Will you hold my hand?"""
"I believe in strict gun control [gun sneaks toward front door] Where do you think you're going at this hour? [gun hangs head & turns around]"
"I once borrowed a pro-life campaigner's laptop. The desktop was filled with accidentally-created New Folder icons."
"i get sad for like an hour and then happy for 5 minutes and then sad for another hour and then happy for 3 minutes omg break ups r real hard"
"Recently in court, I was found guilty of being egotistical I am appealing (-Stewart Francis)"
"They finally replaced the old clock It's about time."
"What do people and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe."
"A man with a... A man with a twelve in penis can't spel."