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Joke of the Day
"If you start smacking people with your wife's purse she won't ask you to hold it for her anymore"
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"Why was the bull popular with all the cows? Because he was smooooooooth"
"Tacky on you, that outfit is! Tacky on who? [Tachyon!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tachyon) Who's there? Knock, knock!"
"World Peace."
"What's the best lake to go motorboating? Lake Titicaca"
"Whenever I see a bruise on a banana my first thought is pity, but then I think it probably deserved it because I slipped on a peel once."
"What do midgets and dwarfs have in common? Just a little"
"Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes? Could they not hire taller dancers?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ? Burglars don't knock !"
"My dad just had thought surgery and i asked him if he could still talk he said yes, and i'm about to email the doctor to see if i can get my bribe back."