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Joke of the Day
"What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom? No sound at all, the D is silent"
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"Getting married is easy, staying married is hard. Just ask my girlfriend, her husband drives her crazy."
"What is the favorite school topic of Karma Whores? Derivatives"
"Why is it expensive to be a criminal? Because the police charge you."
"Middle age is mostly getting super excited about different flavors of hummus."
"You have the perfect face for radio."
"What is the similarity between a black man and a bike? They both only work with a chain on."
"Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up? Cause they don't have balls to scratch"
"I'm as conflicted as a strip club addict with a glitter allergy."
"Relationship status: held a door open for a girl, so she used the other one"