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Joke of the Day
"Mental illness isn't a disease... ... It's all in the mind."
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"[Dark] What is black on the bottom and white on top? Society."
"What did the mother say to the pedophile at the beach? ""Get out of my sun!"""
"A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub She says, ""Show me it's true what they say about black men."" So he stabs her and steals her purse."
"What do you call an Asian man with one leg? Tie Won Shoo"
"To the co-worker who had a 17 min conversation with me and didn't tell me I had a smudge on my forehead. It's on!!"
"Kangaroo 911: What's your emergency? Kangaroo: I CAN'T FIND MY CHILDREN Kangaroo 911: Did you check your pockets? Kangaroo: Oh nevermind"
"What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States? Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble."
"Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well."
"How big are headphones going to get before we just start to wear helmets with subwoofers inside them?"