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Joke of the Day

"There are so many Mexicans heartbroken about the pending wall Let's hope they get over it soon"

"The seven year old is going to be so surprised when she wakes up in this cage painted green with me yelling ""I caught a leprechaun!"""

"Doctor, my girlfriend grinds her teeth while sleeping. Dr: Put some coffee beans in her mouth and set the alarm for 7:30am"

"What does r/jokes have in common with Amy Schumer Most of these joke aren't original."

"What kind of food can you color with? A cranberry! ~ Esher (my Grandson) age 5"

"AVENGERS ASSEMBLE THOR - ""here"" HULK - ""here"" IRON MAN - ""here"" CAPT. AMERICA - ""here"" USELESS ARROW GUY - ... I SAID- HAWKEYE- I HEARD YOU"

"I couldn't afford a vanity license plate, so I named my dog 956 XDM."

"Two art theives were going about their business at an art museum. One said to the other, ""Grab the Monet and let's Gogh."""

"What's used to calculate binomial coefficients and eaten on Passover? A Paschal Triangle!"

"The best way to tell if a movie character is depressed is if there are a bunch of open chinese food containers sitting around"