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Joke of the Day

"To the co-worker who had a 17 min conversation with me and didn't tell me I had a smudge on my forehead. It's on!!"

"Dolphins thats just a kids TAIL (get it)"

"Saw a girl with 12 nipples today. Sounds crazy, dozen tit?"

"University: ""Got any money for tuition?"" Me: ""Go Fish"""

"What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time no sea."

"There is nothing more hypocritical than a Buddhist saying, ""YOLO"""

"As the pair of scissors steps up to the starting line, the other runners quickly realize that this race just got a whole lot more dangerous."

"One blonde says to another, ""I slept with a Brazilian last night"". The other blonde says, ""Wow, how many is that""?"

"""Not again"" ~ Me, waking up every morning.."

"When I was interviewed for a job in the chemistry department, they asked me if I had lab experience. I said I was more of a cat person."