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Joke of the Day

"To the co-worker who had a 17 min conversation with me and didn't tell me I had a smudge on my forehead. It's on!!"

"A Google Doc of friends' employment status so everyone knows who can chill whenever."

"I have an idea for a website where people seeking to share their views and ideas can get together and ignore each other."

"Lots of world leaders coming to DC. I hope Obama's Nuclear Summit goes well. Bush's Nucular Monster Truck Rally is a hard act to follow."

"What type of shoes does a pedophile wear? White Vans. Creds to a friend of mine :)"

"What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine? ""Sir"" from a distance."

"HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are."

"VIAGRA: It won't make you James Bond... But it will make you Roger Moore."

"*Job interview* ""Im gonna need you to pee in this cup"" *hands boss full cup* ""Let's start the interview"" *boss just sips it the whole time*"

"I've got 99 problems... <snap> 98 problems. <snap> 97 problems. <snap> 96 problems. <snap> BRB... I need to buy more mousetraps."