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Joke of the Day

"What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States? Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble."

"If you go into a bar by yourself and ask for a water the bartender looks at you like you have leprosy."

"Why is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping? Because if the rubber breaks, you're dead."

"those damn vegans still drinking water?!?! That's a fish's house, you nasty savages!!"

"Paranoid? I don't even know what that word means. I don't have time to learn new words, people are trying to kill me."

"Tourist: What's the speed limit in this hick town? Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for us."

"A toothless termite walks into a bar and asks... ""Is the bar tender here?"""

"How is giving oral sex similar to smoking a cigarette? The flavor gets stronger the closer you get to the butt."

"What do you call a Black Man flying a Plane? The Pilot you racist fuck."

"What would the Reddit political party be called? The know-kn0thing party."