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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Asian man with one leg? Tie Won Shoo"
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"What do you say to Floyd Mayweather after his arms have been cut off? Whatever you like."
"I could never join the army because I'd never be able to figure out what time it is."
"What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common? They have access to arms."
"What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time? Snow Storms"
"What do you call an underwater dog? A sub woofer!"
"I have started a band called Free Beer. When people see our sign 'Free Beer Tomorrow at 9PM' I'm sure everyone is going to be there."
"*Gets disqualified for biting opponent's ear on a chess tournament*"
"What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda? Infantacide"
"""do you answer the phone while having sex"" a woman asks her friend. The friend says ""only if its my husband calling me..he's my husband after all""."